About

My name is Jessica Ete (pronounced "eh-tay"...you may see this written with accent aigus elsewhere because no-one knows how to say it). I was born and raised in London.

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Potential employers, clients or associates please note: I greatly admire the courage and resilience shown by the Palestinian people in the face of a decades-long genocide. As such, I would prefer not to work with or be associated with any zionists in the future. I also encourage those with means to give what they can to pro-Palestinian charities and organisations.

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Miscellaneous

You may or may not be interested to know that:

  • I'm not French (sorry)
  • I used to score as an INTP when I took MBTI tests but I'm not sure I buy it
  • I listen to music sometimes - it's a bit of a mix but mostly alternative or whatever passed for punk back when I was thirteen. Increasingly, I find I listen to far too many podcasts
  • Before the pandemic, I got really into Zouk. I'm not sure if I can dance anymore though.
  • I know a mouse-hunter named QT. Saying that I own him makes me feel guilty but, like, I did pay for him once. I think he likes me
  • In 2015 I thought doing this to a laptop was a good idea
  • I change my hair. A lot. Apparently there are people out there who have a problem with me mentioning this on my personal website. Those people can fuck off!
  • I have a Twitter account if you'd like to follow/tweet.
  • Back in 2015, I would occasionally follow corvids (#CorvidsNotCovid) and take pictures of them running away on my phone. I sort of miss it a little
  • If you're feeling generous or just owe me money for some reason, I have a paypal link and a monzo link that you can use